Wooohooo it's Christmas, and RTE are celebrating by giving us a whole f**king hour of Fair City, which, if it were waterboarding, would probably kill us all. Tonight's extra special, yuletide instalment see's Charlie feeling remorseful and despondent that he has ruined Christmas in Carrigstown with the power failure because he didn't follow Dermot's instructions to hire an electrician in the first place. He comes up with a new plan to save Christmas - he'll, with Malachy's consent, offer Christmas dinner to everyone in the area at the community centre. What's he gonna cook it with? An extra large lighter? Elsewhere, a despondent tax payer with a passing resemblance to this writer, interrupted filming by shooting everyone with a potato gun. Yeah, they still make them...