Excuse us just a second while we roll our eyes. Shock horror, Paul Brennan is kissing a woman who isn't his wife. Yes, Carrigstown's Max Branning/Phil Mitchell 2.0 has the moves put on him by Callum's mammy this week as it seems as though nobody ever told him that it's perfectly fine to just say no. Yawn. Meanwhile, Dolores is shocked to find out the identity of her own secret admirer. Rachel's torment continues, and Yvonne's relationship with Martin heats up.