Seems Liam's picked the perfect time to take on his first big set challenges for the gang. They send him off to mug well 'ard bird Shirley while his ma's 'dahn the Old Bill' trying to decide whether or not to tell the police what he's been up to. Really, if ever there was a time for a good old fashioned 'Rickaaaaay' it's now. Hasn't he got a telephone wherever he is? Elsewhere, Sharon's still worried that Tanya will tell Jack about her secret smooch with Phil, and tries to call a truce with Tanya...