Phil is in an awful mess tonight as he realises Sharon's plan, and Phil Mitchell tears definitely make baby Jesus cry. Although before he can have it out with her, Shirley comes across him and tells him she will help him get his own back. Of course she will, isn't she still only mad about him? He clearly still isn't over her either as pretty soon they are ripping each others clothes off. Sharon, on the other hand, is off getting drunk with her new buddy Linda and tells her she has now decided to forgive Phil. Never has there been more bad timing than there is on Albert Square. Linda then ends up telling her about what happened with Dean, which Sharon then turns on her to say she must have been leading him on... and...Fight! Fight!