Don't make any elaborate plans for this evening - you've got an hour long episode to accommodate. No one dies, but Maria does want to kill Carla thanks to Sally. Mrs. Webster, who's a fine barometer for morality considering she used to sleep with her old boss and tried it on with John Stape, feels so disgusted at Tony and Carla's wedding that she decides to show Maria the footage of the bride canoodling with Liam on her doorstep. Meanwhile, Steve uses the occasion as an excuse to antagonise Michelle, hoping to provoke her into leaving him. Mature. Elsewhere, Ken criticises Peter over his lack of parenting skills, and Norris goes for a drink with Mary.