Such is the abundance of WTF moments from July 2010 to date, I'm just going to go ahead and list them.

Ronaldo got himself a baby on July 19th. Reports suggested he paid a surrogate such was his want for a mini-me - to pawn off on his mother and sister as he travels the world kicking balls and frolicking with his model girlfriend. The next day, it was reported that Tom Cruise was planning his own reality show, 'cause what else was he going to do with all the home footage he's been taking of Katie and the child that needs to be carried everywhere. That wasn't as strange as his stomach in early October, however.

Sorry, I did say I was just going to list them. OK, Jordan "quit music" (which lead to some unfortunate alternative promotions); this was how Jennifer Aniston chose to promote her new fragrance on May 22nd, while RTE brought their own twist to the term 'rich and diverse home-programming'. This no doubt led to the shock resignation of Jim Jim Nugent on August 18th (or, more specifically, this). Aisling O'Loughlin got upset by the internet; some ignorant muppet upset me in the Dalkey Comedy Club on August 12th; I savoured the last few days of the Dart sans children; Bob Geldof said the Beatles reminded him of piddle...