The mother of Cristiano Ronaldo’s baby is a penniless American waitress, according to reports. The Portuguese footballer is said to have become a father thanks to a one-night stand (shocker) after visiting a restaurant in Los Angeles last summer. A report in the Sunday Mirror claimed the Real Madrid player forked out £10 million to the mother to keep her identity secret and hand the baby over. For those of you wanting to know how he bowled the mysterious lady over, well he drew a love heart on a misted up window and said, ‘me, you, kiss’ before sleeping with her at a hotel later that night. When she found out she was pregnant, she is believed to have tracked Ronaldo down through his agent and a DNA test revealed he was the father during the World Cup in South Africa. A friend of Ronaldo's told the newspaper: "They are a traditional Roman Catholic family and the minute paternity was established there was absolutely no doubt that Ronni would be doing the right thing." His management company, Gestifute, declined to comment on the Sunday Mirror's report, which could indicate that this is indeed true.

-Alicia Coyle