The first half of 2010 had it's "HAH?!" moments, not nearly as many as the second half, which we'll get to tomorrow.
Kicking off the proceedings, we got Heidi Montag's new face, or should I say old face as she - merely in her twenties - now looks like every old Hollywood crone going. And she used to be so pretty. That offering, however, paled in comparison to what came to light on January 22nd; Amy Winehouse's Blakey was doing a tranny who specialsed in aping his ex-wife.
February was a quiet enough month, with Serena Williams choosing to divulge her new career as a nail technician, while on March 1st, GaGa was photographed with the same tired old bouncer while she was in London (we called him Dave, here's his story). At the other end of the month, the 30th to be exact, Ricky Martin chose to announce he was gay. Next up, at the beginning of April, we found out more shocking news; spirits from the netherworld are attracted to Jordan's negativity. Kim Kardashian whipped her kitty out much to the rage of PETA; living in The Leary started getting the fellah down; while Twink went on the blink around April 28th - on one of Gerry Ryan's last shows.
