If you were unable to cope with Tommy's inability to pour boiling water into a cup, look away now. This might push you over the edge.
It was bad enough that the 'Love Island' boxer didn't know how to make a cup of tea or an omelette - literally one of the easiest dishes in the world to master. His culinary failings, however, were brought to the fore once again last night.
Tommy was chosen by Maura to make the starter of her three-course meal, and you could see the sheer panic setting in as soon as his phone beeped with the notifying text. He admitted that his mum cooked everything for him (which, at the age of 20, is kind of pathetic), so we're surprised that he actually knew what a starter even was.
Or perhaps he didn't, given that what he ended up serving to Maura - a slice of cheese on dry sliced pan, topped with mayonnaise and ketchup - was not what you might expect of someone with any basic understanding of food. Or, indeed, anyone with the taste buds of a grown-up.
In fairness, Maura didn't seem to mind as she admitted to fellow newbie Elma that he gave her 'fanny flutters' and that she wished "he'd eat me". She'd be having more than fanny flutters if she ate that... thing.
Everyone else was not as forgiving.
Tommy’s starter is something you make yoursen when you come home from school and your mam ain’t been shopping #loveisland pic.twitter.com/5MiYTzWhxn
— Jade Chase (@JadeChase18) June 12, 2019
Tommy's starter was ordered from Fyre Festival #loveisland pic.twitter.com/rnwku8qwhJ
— AllyRit (@ailritz) June 12, 2019
Hey @GordonRamsay what do you think of Tommy Fury’s starter from #LoveIsIand pic.twitter.com/iLkUxtmdGy
— Ryan (@Ryan17434892) June 12, 2019
I’m sorry but what the fuck is that starter Tommy’s made AHAHAHAHHA
— courtney (@courts_bailey) June 12, 2019
I don't care how fit Tommy is 😂 if he gave me this as a starter I'd politely thank him then sandwich his head between both slices 😂😂 #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/rpnsabxKMg
— LOZ | NAP CHASER. (@laurenlouiseldn) June 12, 2019
Me looking at the starter Tommy prepared:#LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/DM1oJuqyMs
— Ash (@NiiTMK) June 12, 2019
Tommy's dessert for Elma has yet to be revealed, so it's worth tuning in to tonight's episode to see what he comes up with. It's going to be squirty cream and chocolate sauce on a plate. You know it is.