Former IT consultant Alan John (AJ) Miller and his girlfriend Mary Luck sat down with Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford on This Morning, well, this morning, to tell the world why they believe they are Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

AJ, as he is more commonly known, doesn't have a big beard or spend his time shopping for tunics. but he claims that he has 2,000 years worth of memories, and can remember the day of the crucifixion. Girlfriend Mary Luck claims to have similar memories, and AJ says 'she' was pregnant at the time of 'his' death on the cross in the 1st century.

We could continue, but we think it's better that you watch it yourselves.

A word to the wise: Mary Luck apparently ain't AJ's first historical missus. It's alleged that he actually left his previous Mary Magdalene (a lass by the name of Karen) for this lady. In fact, according a website that aims to discredit him as a bit of a cult leader, Miller's had about 10 Mary Magdalenes in his time.

Sure would you be right?