You may not know it, but Taylor Swift has some seriously hardcore fans. Who talk about dying. A lot.

The 'Shake It Off' singer was joined on the Big Red Couch by comedy legend John Cleese and cricketer Kevin Pietersen to talk about, amongst other things such as her collection of cats, her new album.

Swift held listening parties at her house(s) for her fans after a lengthy selection process that involved a lot of Twitter / Tumblr / Instagram stalking.

Oh sure, when Taylor Swift does it, we all laugh. But when we do it, it's all "Stop liking my pictures at three in the morning, it's freaking me out". 

Double-standards. Whatever.

Anyway, some of the fans naturally blogged about their experience and Norton was good enough to read a few of them. Man, Taylor Swift fans sure are morbid.