'Love Island''s Tommy Fury may be a nice fella who seems utterly (and somewhat bafflingly) devoted to Molly-Mae, but let's be honest - he's not the sharpest tool in the box.
When he's not trying to outdo Curtis in the pseudo-philosophical stakes with lines like 'Life is a test, and love is the prize", he's admitting that he can't make a cup of tea and trying to carve ice with a fork.
Last night took the biscuit in the 'WTF, Tommy?' stakes, however, when the 20-year-old boxer invented a new word: 'refreshifies'. As in 'It just refreshifies my memory.' Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
Between his 'refreshifising' and Molly-Mae talking about the 'palms of her feet', they make quite the pair.
Twitter was having none of it, though...
— Love Island (@LoveIsland) June 26, 2019
— Tommy (@TommyTottenham1) June 26, 2019
— donnerkebab (@donnerkebab13_) June 26, 2019
— dan (@dgwynne_) June 26, 2019
— sophs 🐝 (@soffixe) June 26, 2019
— Mad Fat Cat Lady (@MyMatFatDiary45) June 27, 2019
— Rochelle Medford (@rnadinem) June 26, 2019
— sylvie (@sylviesx) June 26, 2019
— Missguided (@Missguided) June 26, 2019
Stay in school, kids.