Tonight sees the kind of pop acts you'd normally switch off from a radio station receive the recognition they feel they deserve, while everyone else rips the piss out of them on Twitter.
Yes, we are of course talking about Eurovision and what better way to get you into the mood for cheesy / trashy European pop music than taking this quiz.
There's no bloc votes in this quiz, nor will we be expecting any of you to have to sing for a quiz question either. Instead, we've got fifteen pieces of trivia plucked from its sequin-covered history for you to wrap your brain around.
Take a look.