Everyone has their two cents to lop in regarding #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange before she started pucking the head off him in that lift at The Standard Hotel last week, but here are the ones that made us titter / guffaw. Sorry Solange.

Not ONE of them has mentioned the fact that Jay Z perhaps compared her dress to a seriously warped cow's udder. Stare at it long enough and you'll see what we mean.


Watch: The moments after Solange, Beyonce and Jay Z departed that lift + a timeline of sorts 
#WhatJayZSaidtoSolange: The Standard Hotel release a statement regarding their security breach