First she was pregnant. Then she's not pregnant. And now she's pregnant again.

As expected, she's planning to "bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming the next Kourtney Kardashian." The young 'uns have such lofty aspirations nowadays.

The New York Post reports: "Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along. Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines. But sources tell Page Six that MTV is worried about how to manage the news, given that Polizzi's hard-partying, booze-swilling ways have just been turned into a Jersey Shore spinoff with Jenni 'JWoww' Farley, which has begun shooting in New Jersey. 'MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,' said a source. 'They're trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show'."

OKOKOK… ok….okaaay. Let's just try ingest that and keep it down… "They're trying to hide it because *hics* it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show"… the *heaves* creative direction of… the show *lunges for paper bin*.

Forgive me. Now that's been purged, the new overriding urge is to pin whoever uttered that line to their "creative direction" white board by their unmentionables.