All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Harry Redknapp's still playing fick on the stand. When questioned about "not remembering" moving 100k from "a controversial off-shore account", he said: "We were playing Manchester United at Old Trafford, a massive game for Portsmouth. I was thinking about who was marking David Beckham when I was signing that form." While being questioned in court, Redknapp said to an attending policeman: "Mr Manley, will you stop staring at me. I know you are trying to cause me a problem"... That Katie Price is now back with the non-English speaking Argentinian after Peter Andre rejected her advances... Nice to see Geri Halliwell's moved on since 1997... At least her outfit's grown downwards to cover her modesty. In case you're wondering, this is Gery launching her Union Jack collection for Next... 'Cause who wouldn't want to wear a Union Jack Maxi dress... NEXT!... That Snooki isn't pregnant, we can all rest easy... When questioned about the state of her womb by a photographer yesterday, she responded: "NO! Why are people calling me fat? That's so rude!"... That Sharon Watts is indeed returning to EastEnders... That, of the Americans remaking only Fools and Horses, David Jason said: "They can do brilliant comedy [in America] but I don't see that they can bring off Fools and Horses. I don't see that it will travel across the pond. It might work but you've got to change it so much that, in the change, in order to Americanise it, do you lose the whole concept of the piece? It's so London and so British, [in] its humour, that you wonder. It's London based and it took quite a long time for the rest of the country to catch up with the phrases. I have no idea what the American equivalent of 'plonker' is, for example. Or 'dipstick'"... Cheryl is taking legal action against Harvey's claims that their auras bonded... That Gisele Bundchen wants her friends and family to cheer lead through the cosmos this Super Bowl Sunday... That Blake Lively wants trannie kids...
