All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Ashley Cole is staying over in the states a bit longer so Cheryl can fly all the way over to LA after her birthday party tonight. 'Cause that makes sense: "Ashley was due back yesterday on her birthday but altered his plans. It's unlikely he would have showed up at her party anyway but it would still have been a gesture to be back in time for her birthday. He could only be staying put for one reason - Cheryl"... or the abundance of Californian blondes he's been swinging out of... That Ashley's (also) been busy buying a house over there for himself and Cheryl to live in, of course: "That rascal Ashley Cole has snapped up a £2million US pad and, rumour has it, he wants ex-missus Cheryl to share it with him. With the couple said to be growing ever-closer again, the Chelsea and England defender is pulling out all the stops to win her back. And insiders say Ash thinks buying a love nest in America is the way to go"... 'cause she has such fond memories of the place?... That, of her 14 kids Octomom Nadia Suleman said: "I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them. The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet. Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope... Obviously I love them - but I absolutely wish I had not had them"... Mixed messages much?... That Camelot will not return for a second series... That, of Matt Bellamy, Liam Gallagher said: "Muse f**king scare me. They're like f**king creepy s**t. But people like 'em. They at least play guitars, but when I hear his voice I'm like, 'Ah, f**k him'"... That Alyssa Milano just looked a little bit pregnant at last night's premiere of Horrible Bosses (also featured Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Jamie Foxx, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna Elfman, and Jesse Metcalfe...)
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