All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That some Right Wing American broad called Ann Coulter thought is was fitting to say the following regarding on Princess Diana's legacy on what would've been her 50th birthday: "I think it's an insult to, what's her name? Kate Middleton... I find it a little baffling when Americans get so gaga-eyed over a princess, and particularly Lady Di, who was just this anorexic, bulimic narcissist"... That the Queen will be happy if Prince Harry stays with 25-year-old model/actress Florence Brudenell-Bruce, 'cause she's suitably inbred: "Florence is surrounded by so much blue blood that she's tinged with royalty even without the close attentions of Prince Harry... Flee's blue-blooded links to Harry, Princess Diana and even Prince Charles' second wife Camilla can be traced back to the 18th Century"... In short they're eighth cousins... That, of Harry asking out Florence, The Sun reports he said: "'Fancy a spot of stick and balling with me?' Among polo players, the term means "private practice" - hitting the ball with a mallet while on your own. Florence was left in stitches by the saucy opening gambit, but gushed in reply: 'Well, I do love redheads.' She went on to wow blushing Harry when she performed her party trick of drinking a shot while doing the splits"... That Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish is even more well-documented now with the release of an email from a random tryst... Here's a very unerotic extract: "I'm wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic. We make out some more, there’s a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen... Just as I'm about to hyperventilate over the fact that he may try to put that horrific bodily implement anywhere near my Britney, he leans over and goes 'Hey...' I know this 'Hey.' This is the 'Hey, should I get a condom?' Hey that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex. As I'm trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal, I hear what is without a doubt, the strangest question in the history of my life. Quentin Tarantino asks, 'Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?' What. The. F**k"... That Lindsay Lohan celebrated the end of her house arrest by getting hammered in a bar for five hours...