Not a sentence I envisaged typing today/ever, but sure life's like that. Life can be confusing. Especially for Lily Allen, it seems.
According to Heatworld, Lily got drawn into a conversation Madonna's (totally fake) pit hair somehow, and had this to say of lady scaping: "I don’t have a problem with it but I shave mine otherwise I think you’d get quite sweaty."
This naturally led to her thoughts on nether grooming:
"Being a teenager I was endlessly confused from one boyfriend to the next. They wanted completely different things (down there). One said no, another wanted it jazzy. They probably didn’t know what they liked, really."
Don't know about you, but all I'm seeing now is Dame Cleo Laine with a pair of knickers on her head...
Lily also found time to touch on Anna Wintour's "controversial" decision to feature Kim and Kanye on the April issue of American Vogue, insisting the decision will be good for sales figures.
She mused: "There is no time for irony, it is like 'what the f**k is going to sell?'. That is it. And I bet you it is the biggest selling cover they have had in five years."
