OK, it is her armpit, but I'd lay down my life she didn't cultivate that hair herself. You see it there, the sproutage beside the boobs. To the left of the boobs. Your left, not her left. STOP looking at the boobs for a second.

See, It looks part Fraggle, part pit merkin. Are anyone's follicles that visible? No, unless it's a wig, or photoshopped to f**k. Still, the end result is the same - we're talking about her. Job done.


She captioned it: "Long hair...... Don't Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove". Thanks, Madonna. Now we've probably got Kylie sans bikini wax to look forward to.