Naaaw, this is nice. Or overly informative. Either way, we feel happy for Alec. Although he doesn't exactly look relaxed here... Perhaps because he's being watched by someone with a camera phone, or because he's balancing his wife of 2 years on the balls of his feet. Then again, she does look like she'd doing all the work. Anyway, we're all picturing them both naked now. Just me again? Swell. 

One thing's for certain, he's a fan of the monkey business... especially when it's hanging around his hallways spilling out of its leotard while sporting thigh-high leg warmers. Oh, haven't you seen Hilaria's profile pic?


Alec Baldwin finally gets married. Only one photographer gets assaulted in the process