Hey there, Vitalii/AKA world's most famous 'crotch hugger'. Who've ya got on yer t-shirt?
Of course, the obvious choice of apparel for someone currently serving community service for 'making contact' with Brad Pitt's face is a Brad Pitt T-Shirt. Not that we mind given he's a rather attractive sort wearing a rather attractive T-shirt. Vitalii's even had his hair done and everything.