Photographs of model sorts, Josh Hartnet's Muskahounds facial growth, and a slightly dishevelled looking Emily Mortimer? GIMME, GIMME, GIMMAAYYGHH *lolls across desk*

Seriously need the page impressions, for this week has been beyond bereft news wise - unless you're friggin' Cowell obsessed, of course. I was going to resort to talking about my toes (it's the first time they've been exposed since August last year, they're painted and they're quite excited) but hopefully it won't come to that.

Yeah, so here we have shots of Helena Christensen, Karen Elson, Gina Gershon (who might have had some work done), Drena De Niro (Robert's daughter with Diahnne Abbott apparently. Don't say we don't teach you nuffink), a squaw, and a sunflower all attending the Gucci and The Cinema Society AND The Film Foundation's screening of La Dolce Vita in New York last night. You'll mostly be seeing them walking across a cobbled area outside a venue. In tthe dark.

Screw it, I'll clearly take anything at this point.