As if further confirmation was required regarding this being the SLOWEST news week in existence EVER - here is the best gallery on offer today from WENN... it's a launch for HD Brows. Given the guest list *shudders*, I assumed it was for a High Definition eyebrow pencil, but - given the presence of a promotional bear called 'Bearsac', it's probably for something else I have little interest in.
To the guest list. Two words - 'Good' and 'Jaysis'. It's like the PR company really hate the product they've been hired to hawk. You couldn't actually make up how bad it is - even the presence Kerry Katona and Brian Belo couldn't make it worse...
OK *steels self* It's best if I close my eyes for the next few lines *grits teeth* - Joe Calzaghe and Kristina Rihanoff, Brooke Kinsella, Shobna Gulati, Bianca Gascoigne and that toff twat off Big Brother whatever, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Lisa Maffia, Katie Waissel on a bleedin' bike with no lights, f***ing Wager, lanky Mischa Barton look-a-like off The Apprentice last year, and bloody Jodie Marsh...
I feel physically ill. Much like the most famous person to walk through the front door does once accosted by Lizzie Cundy... Needless to say, Louis did an about turn fairly lively.
