That my facade has had a facelift *twirls*... What do you think?... That I'm a wee bit behind with the gossip given the amount of tinkerage required for yesterday's Grammy and BAFTA photo fest... That Mickey Rourke came on to Abi Titmuss at the BAFTA after-party and she turned him down... That Kendra Wilson is planning on getting married in the Playboy Mansion and has asked fellow ex-girlfriends Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison to be her bridesmaids... That won't be at all awkward for everyone involved... That Kendra said: "It's more than likely we will get married at the mansion, but I think it's awkward for Hank (her husband to be) to have Hef (her ex-sugar daddy) give me away. It just doesn't make sense, because it shouldn't be someone who's an ex-boyfriend"... That Kendra will, instead, be given away by her brother, Chris... That she continued with: "Hank's so comfortable with things now. We showed Hef our engagement video and Hef was so happy, he cried"... I bet he did. Those two new 18-year-old twins aren't going to stick around when he needs help getting off the jacks... That, since been photographed hoofing off a bong at a party in South Carolina, Michael Phelps has been suspended from swimming for three months, might not qualify for the 2012 Olympics and has been dropped by Kellogs as a sponsor... That Subway is keeping him on... That, of her first Hollywood party with her fiance Sacha Baron Cohen, Isla Fisher said: "When we first came to Hollywood we went to one of these Oscar parties held in this prestigious lady's home and we showed up and she opened the door and said to me, 'Come with me, hello and welcome'. I was very excited, I thought I was gonna get to meet a big celebrity. She let me into this room and there were these six 15 year old girls and she goes, 'Everybody, play nicely with Sacha Baron Cohen's daughter!' It was particularly awkward!"... That Jennifer Hudson's fiance is planning on becoming an fully fledged WWE wrestling superstar... That's all she needs... That Claire Danes is engaged to Hugh Dancy... That Claudine Keane is pregnant... That Peaches Geldof and her husband of 2 minutes, Max Drummey, have split up... It's happened amidst rumours that Peaches has been romancing the lead singer of The Virgins, Donald Cumming... That Beyonce said: "I wish my arms and thighs were tighter, and I wish my feet were different. I used to love them until I started dancing around in stilettos... (and) my ears are pointy... I think it's tough being a woman - we're so critical of each other and we put too much emphasis on the way we look"... That, of being EVERYWHERE, Myleene Klass said: "It looks like I'm everywhere because it's my job to be everywhere. I advertise clothes, hair products and baby clothes, and I present a radio show (and you're currently on two TV shows also). I don't think it's any more than anybody else"... That may be, but it seems like it is because you're so damn bland... That Louis Walsh is gunning to get his X Factor fee up to £1.3million... The Sun said: "That's nearly what Sharon Osbourne was on before she walked away last year... While not anywhere near Simon's bulging pay packet - he's on a £20million exclusive contract with ITV compared with Louis's current £800,000 deal - the new deal would make Louis almost seven times better paid than Prime Minister Gordon Brown and 60 times better off than an average nurse. The race to replace judge Dannii Minogue is also hotting up, with Kelly Rowland, now the main contender if the Aussie is axed as expected"... That Eddie Murphy has to pay €40,000 a month to Mel B for their daughter, Angel Iris, until she's 18-years-old... That's a lot of nappies and Barney DVDs... That Jordan is busy looking for work in LA: "She is desperate to break into acting. She knows she isn't going to land a top movie but fancies a TV soap"... That Robert Pattinson once took out a stalker, who "was permanently waiting outside his home," 'cause he was lonely: "I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with (her)... I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back"... That the following light entertainment luminaries will be twinkling their toes across a studio for the next run of Dancing With The Stars: Denise Richards, Lil' Kim, Belinda Carlisle, and Jackass's Steve-O... That the thought of Lil' Kim's outfits is enough to cause blindness...