This big bag of Rumours features Linda Hogan's drug problem; Robert Pattinson selling kisses for charity; Christain Bale feasting on bloodied carcasses; the mad yoke who got Terri Seymour in a headlock; Chris Martin's thoughts on Lily Allen; and George Clooney's new giddlefriend................. That Jonathan Woss is waging after BBC bosses informed him that his Radio 2 show is to be pwee-weecorded... They want the option of censoring anything offensive the presenter might say... Ross recently upset his listeners by suggesting parents put their boys up for adoption if they asked for a a Hannah Montana MP3 player, "before he brings his, erm, partner home"... A source said: "Jonathan is not happy about this at all. He feels he's been bounced into it by people who just want to have a go at him. He feared this would happen. Now it's a reality"... That a roll around in his millions might cheer him up... That the woman who got Terri Seymour in a headlock did so to teach Simon Cowell a lesson regarding his behaviour towards Paula Abdul... A source said: "Janice Thibodeaux tried to throttle Simon's exgirlfriend at the American Idol finale after he pretended to strangle his fellow judge Paula Abdul on the show. Janice, 33, who is out on £37,000 bail, ranted: 'I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behaviour, is it?'"... That Abdul's fans appear to be as bats as she is... That Chris Martin said: "Lily Allen is fantastic. She's one of those people who is so cool that whenever I meet her I feel like I'm back at school and none of the girls like me any more. She has the ability to make any boy feel like a t****r"... That Christian Bale said: "I was in Toronto and went to see the (1997) movie Life is Beautiful by myself. And when I came out, I had a craving for blood unlike anything I had ever experienced since I decided to go vegetarian (when he was seven...). It was a compulsion. It was undeniable. I went to several restaurants, one right after the other and got the biggest bloodiest steaks I could get my hands on. It was the first time I had tasted flesh in almost 20 years"... I'm more scared now... That George Clooney has hooked up with yet another would be model/actress/but actual waitress... This one's from Miami... That, after reading about him on Wikipedia, Ben Stiller brought Jimmy Kimmel a camel when he appeared on his talk show... The conversation went like this - Stiller: "I know how you feel about camels, and this is your camel. It's for the man who loves camels more than anything". Kimmel: "It's nice and all, but I have no particular feeling about camels one way or another"... That's pretty much every single edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live in a nutshell... That kisses from Robert Pattinson (on the cheek, mind) have been auctioned off for $20k at amfAR Cinema Against AIDS 2009 cocktail party at the Cannes Film Festival... A source said: "The bidding was eventually split between two winners, who each paid $20k for their daughters to meet the British star"... That, of the auctioneer - Sharon Stone - a guest said: "she was so annoying. She just kept going on and on - so boring. And she had more security that Clinton"... That Brooke Hogan has confided in Perez Hilton re her mother's drug issues, despite not having anything resembling proof: "I don't have anything to go off of, other than a lot of people that I know have been coming up to me and have been like: 'We're witnesses'"... If I'd been stuck under Hulk Hogan for a number of years, one bout of which resulted in a son like Nick, I'd possibly be madourvit as well... That, of Natalie Cole getting her new kidney, her sister Timolin said: "She's doing well, and she's going to party like a rock star in no time"... That's an unfortunate choice of phrase considering it was drug-related Hep C which made Natalie's kidney defunct in the first place... That you know the story with Caught Out...
