Guess who's being flown over to Paris to interview Christian Bale, and the rest of the Terminator Salvation cast (bar Sam Worthington *dabs eyes*) on Monday? Moi. And, oui, je suis le pooping mon pants just a wee bit... It's not just John Connor. It's also Bruce Wayne, Batman, Bateman, an emaciated Reznik, little Jamie Graham, and bleedin' Jesus of Nazareth... and he doesn't like "F***ING AMATEURRRS!" That's me shafted, so. The interviews aren't being filmed (it'll be a typed affair which will appear on the Features page some time next week, after I get intimate with a dictaphone for a day or two), so regretfully you won't hear any tremors in my voice, or see the excited terror in my eyes / the adrenaline fuelled pit stains down to my waist. Assuming I don't pass out at the mere sight of his magnificence, is there anything you'd like me to try ask him? It's best to steer clear of the peeeaarsonadle stuff, 'cause he's notoriously unreceptive to such questions. There also won't be any lighting queries entertained *ducks*...

*UPDATED*: OK, it's all sorted, if the nerves start rearing their heads on Tuesday I'll just think of this. NAAAAAAAWWW! There's also some promo shots for his next film, Public Enemies (directed by Michael Mann, and also stars Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm first in line).