All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Catherine Tate is a shoe it to take over from Steve Carrell in The Office: "If The Office producers have their way, Catherine Tate will be the new manager of Dunder Mifflin's Scranton branch... The British comedienne, who will appear on the NBC comedy's Thursday finale episode alongside guest stars Jim Carrey, Ray Romano and Will Ferrell, is said to be the top choice of the show's producers, though her ability to take the job is in question due to her current theater commitment. That Victoria Beckham will sprout her little girl on July 4th... That Alex Reid was "waved away" when he sidled up to have a chat with Robert De Niro and Sean Penn at Hotel Du Cap in Cannes... That, of her wedding, Lily Allen tweeted: "Tip of the day: don't ever get married, its a nightmare, and everyone involved (or not as the case may be) turns into a ****. Is there a train station for Gretna Green? (sic)"... That Plan B was crowned king at yesterday's Ivor Novello Awards (the full winners list can be seen in Music News. Congrats to you, Villagers). That, in addition to Adele, Tinie Tempah is due to collaborate with Pharrell, Usher, and The Script. That Stephen Fry has joined The Hobbit: "The British star - who is best known as an actor for his role as Victorian writer Oscar Wilde in 1997's 'Wilde' - will play The Master of Laketown in the Peter Jackson-directed project. Also confirmed to join the cast are Ryan Gage as The Master's civil servant and Conan Stevens as the Orc Azgog"... That the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has spent Geoffrey Rush; he is now taking "a nice, hefty break from Hollywood"... That Jeff Conway, AKA Kenickie off Grease, has slipped into a coma after a suspected drug overdose: "The actor, who starred as Bobby Wheeler in '70s sitcom Taxi, is in a coma at a California hospital. Although the name of the hospital has not officially been disclosed, local reports suggest that it is the Encino Hospital Medical Centre. His manager Phil Brock told The AP that the actor was found unconscious on May 11 and that his prospects of a full recovery are uncertain"... That Zsa Zsa Gabor is also in a coma... That Janice Dickinson lost her false teeth in a fancy restaurant: "'It was the most incredulous moment that you'd never want to happen,' says Dickinson of the dental disaster at the trattoria popular with the likes of Kourtney Kardashian, Alexa Ray Joel and Stacey Bendet. Before digging into lunch with a pal, she says she discreetly removed two 'slippers,' or temporary teeth, and hid them in her napkin. 'I was so excited talking to [my friend] that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn't find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village... I was like Lucille Ball on crack'..." That Steven Tyler said: "Gay sex just doesn't do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but I just didn't dig it"... That Michael Stipe said: "Let's set the record straight on Page Six. Kurt (Cobain) was a really sweet man, and we never had sex. All right? There's your exclusive"... That we have coverage of The Hangover 2 World Premiere in eiTV...

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