Prince William and his wife Kate were treated to an impromptu DJ lesson during a visit to an alternative learning centre in the suburbs of Adelaide during the couple's current trip to Australia.
William appeared, as you might imagine, ill at ease with the entire operation as he scratched a record with about as much tenacity as you'd expect from a member of the royal family.
Kate was then given an opportunity to scratch a record by DJ teacher Shane Petersen, who later described her skills as "fantastic" in the horrendously choreographed publicity video. After their lesson, William was taken outside to spray paint a wall reserved for local graffiti artists.
DJing? Graffiti? Give that man an ASBO!