It's been at least a week since I've gotten myself in a non-sexual lather over Megan Fox and the things that fall out of her face.

OK, so there was a snippet of her Rolling Stone interview in Wednesday's Rumours, in which she said she'd consider shooting Brian Austin Green in the leg if he irked her enough (which was simply another ruse to convey just how damn crazy SEXY she is. Like a black widow with breasts and a studded gun holster *spins around in chair, limbs akimbo, butter knife in teeth*. Yep, that hot.

Anyway, to refresh, this is what she said about maiming her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/fiancé/ex-finance/punching bag: "My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something (butter knife?), please leave'. I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure"

Since that beauty came to our attention, more segments of the interview have come to light. Here they are in all their glory:

Of being insecure (seriously), she said: "I'm really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I'm a control freak."

Of her propensity towards self-harm, she said: "Yeah, but I don't want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they're growing up, when they're miserable and do different things, whether it's an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting."

Of eating disorders, she said: "If I did talk about it, I'd be taking on a role-model status, and I'd have to choose my words very carefully (yeah, like "dabbling in cutting"), and I'd have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don't want to do it."

Of Britney Spears saving her from death, she said: "I know for a fact it's not my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album. So I always put that on in my iPhone (plug, plug, plug) when I'm flying because it won't crash as long as I've got Britney on. I developed [a fear of flying] when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with ways to deal with it."  Dabbling in something or other, no doubt.

I'd suggest sewing her lips together, but then she'd be no use to anybody.

Anyway, here's the point where I should mention the letter posted on MichaelBay.com by three unnamed crew members from Transformers. Here it is:

"We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies. We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film. Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set? When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option."

Wow. That's more bitter/poorly written than some of the stuff I come across with. It has, naturally, been removed by Michael Bay, who posted this in turn:

"I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes (about him acting like Hitler on set, etc). But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3."

Super.