Megan Fox and her Valentino dress attended the premiere of Jennifer's Body at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival last night and, if the pictures are any indication, this is exactly what happened.

Megan Fox: "COOOEEEEE! Zac! I'm so syched you showed! MMMWWWAAAARGH."

Johnny Simmons: "Whoa. You feeling OK, Megan?"

Megan Fox: "HEEEEEEEEEE!"

Johnny Simmons: "Um. That was a little more Open Mouthy Mc Lungey than usual. Especially since you were recently quoted as saying: 'My co-star Johnny Simmons and I got really close and became really good friends... So I'm kissing him and he's like my brother - it was really awful. He got spit in my mouth and it was gross'."

Megan Fox: "Chip? Is that you?! My bad *giggles*. It was worth it to make Hudgens's hamster-sized ticker skip a beat. And to let the press know I'm available. It's what I do every time I promote a new movie.

Johnny Simmons. "But everyone knows you're still dating David Silver."

Megan Fox: "Noooo, silly! I just get stuck walking behind him on the way to get coffee sometimes. A lot… OK, so now I've got to work it. This is for the vampire one right? OK, so HIIIISSSSS and HAAAGGHH, and OOOOOOOOOSSH. Super, am I done here?... I have to WHAT? Eeeeeeeep, nooooooo, you know permanent markers freake me out *whispers* you can't erase the mistaaaakes! How about I just put an X on all of them? Like a kiss?! Or, HEY GUYS! How about I show you a party trick I can do with my clutch?! Can you believe I can make this mother disappear!"

Yep, that's exactly what happened. Here's what also (may have) occurred: Precious few other folk turned up, bar the film's writer Diablo 'My hair's blonde now, which means I look a cross between Sabrina the Teenage Witch and her Aunt Selma' Cody, a streetwise Edwardian urchkin (that's a bona fida urchin/munchkin hybrid), aaand Mark Ronson? Nope, wait, that's Seth Cohen from The OC... and it looks like his dropped hand's about to go in for the kill (at this point, it might interest you to know that his next movie project is entitled A Couple of Dicks. No word of a lie)... Hang about there, Mr. Brody, here's something to cool you down. There you go... It hurts, but you'll thank me in the end.