We promised you an anti-Valentine's Day playlist, and we're not one to renege on our promises - unlike some of the lovers you've been spurned by in the past (sorry).

For everyone who's single or just hates Valentine's Day (even we can agree that it's ridiculous), have a hug in the form of the below playlist. And don't worry. It'll be over soon.

Rufus Wainwright - One Man Guy

Originally recorded by his father, Loudon Wainwright III, this is definitely a better version. "I'm a one man guy in the morning, same in the afternoon / One man guy when the sun goes down, I whistle me a one man tune." Who needs that love shite?


Gloria Gaynor I Will Survive

The original 'f**k you' anthem.


EamonF*ck It 

The contemporary 'f**k you' anthem.


Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris Love Hurts 



Beck Lost Cause

"There's a place where you are going, you ain't never been before / No one left to watch your back now, no one standing at your door / That's what you thought love was for?". Ouch.


Taylor SwiftWe Are Never Getting Back Together

HEAR THAT, HARRY STYLES?…. I mean, random fictional person that T-Swift was singing about that definitely wasn't Harry Styles…?


John GrantQueen of Denmark

"Why don't you take it out on somebody else? / Why don't you bore the shit out of somebody else?". Yeah, biatch. And close the door behind you.


The Righteous BrothersYou've Lost That Lovin' Feeling

"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips". Tell-tale sign, that. 


Joy Division Love Will Tear Us Apart

No explanation necessary.


Brendan Benson The Alternative to Love

A bittersweet little number, but not one completely lacking in optimism. What's more, it's musically brilliant (as is this entire album, FYI).

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day! Bah lovebug!