Can I please have a crystalised sugar plum fairy dress, and a pink pumpkin carriage, can I please.
The woman directly responsible for Big Fat Gypsy Weddings and Duncan off Blue have signed up for Channel 5's Celebrity Wedding Planner.
The Sun reports: "Jordan - real name Katie Price - and Duncan will be tasked with organising every aspect of the big day for a random engaged couple for the Channel 5 reality show to be screened later this year. "
Some helpful soul/ PR sprt sharing with the paper added: "Katie has plenty of experience with weddings, having organised two herself (was the one to Alex Reid 'organised?'). She and Duncan will put together a no-expense-spared day. It will be outrageous and maybe some of their celebrity pals will turn up for the do."
Because that's what you'd want at your wedding, Katie Price and a camera crew hoarding the limelight and cackling her head off with her hairdresser mates.
