Take Me Out returned to our TV screens last night for another dose of utter, utter cringe.

The cheese was strong on last night's show, but one contestant managed to butt out all the rest with her skills.

Skills she spent a lifetime developing. Skills that make her a goldmine for people like us. She could make her arse-cheeks clap. Yes, really. As in, if she shakes her rear end in a certain way, the cheeks clap together.

We'll let this little video tell the whole story.

Naturally, Twitter went to town on this.




As it turns out, the girl didn't get picked up but damn it, that's just a skill that didn't find the right market. At all. Bum-clapping will be the go-to party trick in 2016, folks.

Watch this space.


Via Twitter