Take Me Out returned to our TV screens last night for another dose of utter, utter cringe.
The cheese was strong on last night's show, but one contestant managed to butt out all the rest with her skills.
Skills she spent a lifetime developing. Skills that make her a goldmine for people like us. She could make her arse-cheeks clap. Yes, really. As in, if she shakes her rear end in a certain way, the cheeks clap together.
We'll let this little video tell the whole story.
https://t.co/CPfaMKE5Zy this is not what Sean Paul meant when he said make it clap #TakeMeOut
— The Gents (@gentsofficial) January 2, 2016
Naturally, Twitter went to town on this.
Just laughed so much at the bum clap on #takemeout I've doubled my chest pains😂 😠@takemeoutuk
— Char-Louisee (@charlottehook95) January 2, 2016
Tried to make my bum clap, couldn't do it #takemeout
— Yellow Feenix (@YellowFeenix) January 2, 2016
Among the contestants on #takemeout is a girl who can clap with her buttocks. Not a skill I've seen endorsed on LinkedIn.
— Alastair Jamieson (@alastairjam) January 2, 2016
As it turns out, the girl didn't get picked up but damn it, that's just a skill that didn't find the right market. At all. Bum-clapping will be the go-to party trick in 2016, folks.
Watch this space.
Via Twitter
