If your head is hurting already, apologies, but it's only going to get worse.
Stormy Daniels, the porn actress who may or may not have had an affair with Donald Trump and may or may not have been paid off to keep silent about it, was lined up to give an interview on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' last night after Trump gave his State of the Union Address but a mere few hours before her appearance, a new statement allegedly signed by Daniels appeared online denying the affair not because of "hush money" but because it "never happened."
Stormy Daniels (going on Kimmel tonight after Trump's State of the Union) issues a new statement saying she is denying having an affair with Trump not because of a settlement but because “it never happened.”
She would also like you to follow her on Instagram.
— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) January 30, 2018
And while that may have been intended to scupper Kimmel's interview, and it did to a fair extent, it didn't stop him prying and he made the most recent statement the first topic of conversation, pointing out that the signature at the bottom of the new statement did not appear to match her previous signatures, with Kimmel then suggesting that it was not Daniels’s signature at all.
Her reply? "That doesn’t look like my signature, does it?"
Tighten your belts, people, this rabbit hole only gets deeper.
Kimmel then asked about the aftermath of the Trump sex scandal, whether or not she has a non-disclosure agreement, Trump bringing the three women who accused Bill Clinton of inappropriate sexual behavior to a debate with Hillary, the In Touch article, the size of Trump’s junk, and even played a game of 'Never Have I Ever' and was met with either silence or the worst non-responses ever.
It's not so much painful as it is baffling to watch.