In the absence of Paul Schaffer (according to Uproxx, he's been "taken out and shot) the new host of The Late Show hasn't done half bad penning his own opening ditty. It's the words and how they come out of his mouth now that he's beard free... 

In case you're still in doubt regarding his ability to take over from David Letterman, squint to check out his list of "show needs" on the whiteboard. We're in good hands.