You know the way we all might tell our significant others about how much we love our favourite comedians? And then you might arrange a date to go see them live, because sure why wouldn't you? Don't you hate then when you arrive into the gig and your fiance has arranged that the whole show be about you, and you're dragged up on stage for a performance of 'You're So Vein'?

Oh wait, no, that only happens to Niall Brady, the poor fecker.