Tattoos are for life not just for Christmas.

It's a pity nobody said that to these It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia fans, because they've maimed their arms for life with some truly awful pointless inkings of the cast.

They're actually good quality, but you can't pass off Danny DeVito in a garbage bag as "patience" in Chinese. Let's hope they can all find jobs where long sleeved shirts are a necessity.

Still, I'm sure it was all worth it for those five seconds on Conan, and the recognition of the cast, who seemed to find the funny side of it.