'Listen Alert' needs to be a real thing. Can we crowdfund this and give it to people as a gift? Is that rude?
Schumer's latest sketch is a commercial for a service called 'Listen Alert', which we all need in our lives. Why? Because it's perfect for that one person who always has far too much to say about something that's far too inane and boring for anyone else to listen to. And it saves the rest of us from putting our heads through a wall.
We think the price point and the dream clause are valid too and fully endorse this campaign.