You might normally say something along the lines of 'I blame the mother' in a situation like this, but no - this one is all on Tommy Fury himself.
Last night's episode of 'Love Island' wasn't a particularly exciting affair, it has to be said. However, it did have some entertaining moments, mostly related to the boxer and his apparent inability to, y'know, adult.
Once Tommy got wind of Anton's interest in Mollie-Mae, a cook-off of-sorts began between the pair in a bid to win her affection. When Anton began making cups of peppermint tea for her, Tommy decided that he was going to do the same. There was only one problem: at the ripe old age of 20, he didn't know how to make a cup of tea.
Yewande and Michael: yeah and I did my thesis on the mutations of genes that lead to cystic fibrosis..
tommy: Help! how do you make Tea!? #LoveIsland— howlsngrowls (@howlsmeows) June 10, 2019
Did Tommy really just say he doesn’t know how to make tea? TEA? #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/EApoEDzOSa
— mr incredible (@MildGangsta) June 9, 2019
Tommy trying to make a cup of tea #LoveIsIand pic.twitter.com/C1v7gHCEV5
— Mitchell Howarth (@MitchellR456) June 9, 2019
Anton going to give molly her peppermint tea before tommy can #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/FnvRWts6Qd
— Darcy Lynch (@darclynch) June 9, 2019
Molly Mae: I really like peppermint tea
Tommy: pic.twitter.com/HHrayT01iL— aidan (@_aidanflynn) June 9, 2019
Not one to be deterred, Tommy then decided to up his game and make breakfast for Mollie-Mae the following morning. On the menu: an omelette. There was just one problem, though: he didn't know how to make an omelette, either. Luckily, Curtis was on hand to help (i.e. make it for him).
Tommy's 3 egg omelette. #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/RrTmWB9Zay
— Mark Maddison (@Magicman1980) June 10, 2019
Tommy trying to make an omelette.#lovelsland pic.twitter.com/tmCyES55OE
— Jack wileman (@jack_wileman) June 9, 2019
Anton’s face when he beat Tommy to making Molly’s tea VS his reaction to Tommy hitting back with the omelette #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/zeobE4qW5B
— love island (@loveisl06311468) June 10, 2019
Tommy, Sherif and Curtis coming together to make that tea and omelette #loveisland pic.twitter.com/L7keMtEJQp
— MON£¥ MA$£ 🃏 (@james__m1) June 9, 2019
We all laughed at Anton for having his ma shave his arse, but Tommy out here not knowing how to make tea or an omelette at a whole 20 years of age #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/V13YoIY6QI
— Anca M (@_anchorr_) June 9, 2019
Aside from his culinary shortcomings, Tommy at least inadvertently provided some entertainment in the form of some classic lines. One of them was how annoyed he was at getting stuck in love triangles in the villa, and how it made him HATE TRIANGLES SO MUCH, AAAAARGH!
Tommy: I never want to see another triangle again
Duty free might be a challenge #Loveisland pic.twitter.com/syifMFMP1i— AJ (@AmberNectarine) June 9, 2019
#lovelsland
Tommy when he sees a triangle: pic.twitter.com/URJMxL4FeO— Wiki 🌿 (@Wiki_zolek) June 9, 2019
Tommy when he sees a triangle #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/ePhllMesAn
— Alana Singleton 🌸 (@alanasingleton0) June 9, 2019
In short: mammies, teach your boys to cook, or they might end up like Tommy Fury.