That would explain why they decided to air an interview of her blathering on about her new boob job when the rest of the country were observing a minutes silence for the victims of 9/11.

A source told RadarOnline: "Kris is a big supporter of the troops and she's very upset about this. She had absolutely nothing to do with the decision to skip the national moment of silence on 9/11 and suddenly she's in the middle of it and it's her face being shown on TV while it's being discussed. She isn't saying so publicly but she is furious. She's angry the show put her in this position… She had no idea that she was speaking during the moment of silence."

In other Kardashian related TV(ish) news, you'll be thrilled to hear that Khloe is not going to let her impending job as the new US X Factor host stop her from procreating. She says that now because she's not quite sure what being pregnant feels like as yet.

Someone who calls themselves a friend told "Khloe is just so incredibly happy at the prospect of being a host on The X Factor, and she's already decided that if she does indeed land the job, she will continue to undergo fertility treatments the best she can. Khloe obviously won't have as much free time, but putting babies on the back burner isn't going to happen. She's confident she can handle both at the same. A new job and hopefully a new member to add to the family."

Come back to me when your boobs go up four sizes in as many months, the sight of slightly overripe fruit makes you vomit, and you can just about manage to stand up right when your entire body feels like it's been filled with mud via your ears. Just saying.