Poor Linda Martin. She didn't have the best experience at Eurovision, what with Petra calling her a drag queen, so now that she's back on home turf, she's going to discuss the whole incident with Brendan O'Connor on The Saturday Night Show, and do a cover of Daft Punk's Get Lucky while she's at it.

Yes. You did just read that. And no, we couldn't believe it either, but the news first came from the Irish Times' Laura Slattery on Twitter, and she's one journalist you can usually rely on to get her facts right. The Twitter machine has been going mental ever since, with a mixture of shock, disbelief and sheer anticipation. We'll have to see it to believe it.

Daft Punk fans around the country may have their heads in their hands right now, but perhaps they can take some consolation from the fact that Linda can hold a tune. And let's face it lads, it could be worse. They could have had Twink in for a kiss-and-make-up duet.

Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro's Fresh Prince of Bel Air antics ain't got nothing on Menopause: The Musical...