Recently enough we all discovered that love was dead and that happily ever afters only belonged in fairy tales when Kermit and Miss Piggy announced they were breaking up after 40 years together.
We had just about got our heads around that and now Kermit has just gone and added insult to injury and started going out with someone new. Her name is Denise and while she seems perfectly nice, if Miss Piggy asks we HATE her and she is totally not as pretty as she is.
A 'source' told People magazine; "She's always stopping by the set of Up Late. He calls her his girlfriend."
Dammit, we all know those pesky sources never lie.
There she is now... looks VERY like Miss Piggy. #Justsayin
Although by the looks of it, Miss Piggy is doing mighty fine herself as last we saw the gorgeous Liam Hemsworth was staring dreamingly into her eyes.
You can catch all the Kermit and Miss Piggy drama unfold on ABC's upcoming docuseries The Muppets, which Denise is also set to appear in. It premieres Sept. 22nd on ABC but hopefully we will get it over this side of the pond relatively soon after that.