Chelsea Handler's new digital streaming Netflix show finally has a format, and the host took to Twitter to announce it in a very analog manner.

 

For those who can't make out Handler's writing, here's what it says:

Dear you,
This is your new show schedule, so if you're thinking of having a baby - DON'T. Your new show will be on every WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY + FRIDAY on NETFLIX
30 MINUTES / 3X a week / NO COMMERCIALS.
- I know it's hard for you, but waking up is a great way to start the day.
- You'll be traveling around the world and learning new things all courtesy of NETFLIX. Treat this as an opportunity to get the college education you forgot to get.
- Sign up for Netflix.
- When interviewing respected public figures, ask yourself, "What would Byron Allen do?" Then do the opposite.
- Once an episode is up and streaming on Netflix, it will be available until the end of time, so put a little thought into what you say this time around.
- Never give up on your dream guest list
3. Michelle Obama
2. The Pope
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid
- You'll be streaming in 196 countries, so remember to keep a deeper, more culturally sensitive perspective.Specifically towards the Germans, they're still touchy about everything they did.
- You wanted a new show, you got it. You wanted to be on Netflix, you are. You wanted to spread your wings, now FLY, BITCH.

PREMIERES MAY 11th.
P.S. It's an election year. Good timing, girl.
Chelsea

Handler will also be answering questions about the show in a Q&A on Twitter on Thursday at 4pm GMT.

Via Twitter