Don't worry, it's not Tubbers, it's not even Mr Kenny, and it's certainly not Gaybo, you will actually be alright with who this person is. Mainly because he is just a big massive legend, but also it's not actually our license fee money that's paying him - win/win!
It is of course Mr Graham Norton, who earned an impressive €2.83m last year, and you know what, we wouldn't begrudge him it. The Irish presenter makes hosting a chat show look as easy as having your friends around for drinks, but as we all know from watching other lame attempts, it takes a special kind of talent to create the kind of TV gold he can.
Between that and the sale of his So Television Company to ITV back in 2012, the 51 year old presenter manages to clock up over €1,700 in fees and royalties for every minute he is presenting his top-rated show. Every. MINUTE.
He's come a long way from Riverdancing in caravans!