"They drink, they fight, they fornicate!!!"

Yes, it's been a number of years, but Ms Lohan has managed to star in an entire film from beginning to end. We can't comment on the level of acting involved such is the choppiness of the trailer (we get to hear her say all of five words), but the collection of wigs on display is something to behold.

Nobody seems to know when it's due to air on Showtime (everyone might be collectively trying to blank it out) but we'll try keep you posted. Because it looks like must see TV.