Just in case you didn't realise, yesterday was St. Patrick's Day. And we can safely say it was probably the weirdest St. Patrick's Day we've ever experienced.
With no parade, and no pubs to to go (or even the ability to hang out with a group of friends), many of us resorted yesterday to staying at home and binging on TV shows and movies. It wasn't just us however, as most of the American late-night chat show hosts took to hosting an update from the comforts of their own homes. 99.8% Irishman Conan O'Brien got in on the festivities as well, and hosted a segment from his kitchen sink.
To help celebrate the day, and the current importance of hand-washing, Conan decided to show us how to wash our hands in the traditional St. Patrick's Day way. And by traditional, we mean not traditional in the slightest.
Singing 'Danny Boy', the chat show host first doused his hands with a can of Guinness, followed by a generous lather of Jameson, and finally topped it all off with a sprinkling of Lucky Charms cereal. Can the Americans just drop it with the Lucky Charms already?
We have to warn you - the following video may cause some of you to get into a fit a rage.
Of course, Conan O'Brien's antics haven't gone unnoticed online, and Twitter users have been sharing their thoughts.
No true Irishman would waste good liquor like that. ?
— Sean O' Donovan (@henriksen1) March 17, 2020
Watching all that liquor go to waste. pic.twitter.com/2maJ2Lc4vh
— Kurayba (@kurayba) March 17, 2020
Use Irish Spring pic.twitter.com/bCKkEfceHH
— J Taylor (@JillSilverShoes) March 17, 2020