Having ribbed Jimmy Carr in the past for his repeated hop, skip and twirl entrances, Sean Lock was the producers' obvious choice to tackle the 'Tax evasion' topic on this week's 8 Out of 10 Cats. Let's all tune in to see it tonight at 10.00pm, shall we?!? I'll be watching Episodes instead too. At least that's meant to be overly scripted.

Of the £3.3million per annum Carr has been squirreling away on an offshore account, prepare to see Lock chime: "We all like to put a bit of money away for a rainy day, don't we? But I think you're more prepared than Noah."

Of Carr's accountant, he then chirruped: "was there a thick pane of glass between the two of [them]… Did he have on a sort of boiler suit-type uniform? And a sort of brutal haircut? Be-cause the best accountants, that's where they are - in jail."

To quote one of tonight's token female guest, Georgie Thompson (Sky Sports totty, used to go out with Dec, got done for drink driving after they split up): "On the plus side, at least you've been in a top five list of something."

Carr comes second on the 'What Are You Talking About?' list this week under Euro 2012.