Lord, I'm bored with this. The female version of Pete Doherty (only she's more of a travesty; she had talent in her own right before she pickled it with drugs) continued to dance the Hokey Cokey with various London police stations last night. Her rep said: "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment. She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year." That was the video sourced by The Sun which depicted her, in all her canary-headed glory, smoking crack, snorting MDMA, necking six valium, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah. Seemingly that footage was sourced from a memory stick which also had that footage of Peaches Geldoff buying drugs, which could be seen on The Sun online earlier this week. The footage was allegedly taken by a drug dealing couple Johnny Blagrove and Cara Burton who came up with the cunning plan to video strung out celebrities and then demand cash off them at a later date. So how did The Sun get their mitts on it? That's a question for another day, as I know yous are all FAR more interested in what's to become of Peaches. Unfortunately she's not being sent to jail, neither is Winehouse (she was released on bail). Despite the footage depicting Peaches saying "I need to get all that stuff off you tonight. Tomorrow I need Valium", she's unable to be charged with criminal offences because "there is no proof that the substances she allegedly bought were genuine." Yeah but she thought they were. Does that not count for anything?! Is there no way we can get this pair banged up in some facility and out of the press even for a few weeks? I can't take much more of these mind boggling pictures... What IS she doing squatting in the bushes on her todd? Contemplating a pee? These are the type of questions that consume my day...